THE BIPLANE AIRLINER WILL RETURN in the form of the BI-JUMBO! I can now reveal that I have offered to Boeing a concept that none of their people have yet thought of. To solve the looming problem of ever-increasing wingspan and the airport capacity problems that arise from it, the future very high capacity airliner will look like my completely original idea. (Patent pending). It will also solve the emergency evacuation problem when we are dealing with over 1,000 passengers.
To build the BJ-999, Boeing will use two (2) 747 fuselages with the old wings completely removed. Joining the fuselages will be two 200 foot span mainplanes; one set high, the other low and staggered to the rear so as to minimise biplane interference and to enhance the centre-of-gravity range. The two empennages remain standard, Six big geared turbofans will power the BJ-999 and will be mounted on top of the lower wing. The mainplanes will have a huge fuel capacity for direct London to Auckland (New Zealand..175 deg. East Long.) flights. Along the leading edge of the upper wing will be a walkway so that passengers and crew can stroll from BJ(1) to BJ(2). Windows will be fitted for panoramic views; heated for anti-icing. The aircraft will have two cockpits for redundancy and all the primary flight and engine controls will have back-up wire cables routed to them to enable the machine to be manually handled from either flight deck in the event of severe Terror attacks on the computers. Well, I must sign off now and ready myself for the phone call from Boeing that will no doubt ensue.
Biplanes will again rule the skies!
And Happiness is a sodding great Pratt & Whitney.....