I saw this and my astonished laughs were matched by despair at the current state of world affairs:
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=3767038&version=7&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1
Seems like even eight year olds have problems getting through security nowadays in Kansas...
I think all children should be put an a no-fly list.
The Winner Takes It All