These days The Onion is pretty much my sole news source, and after a weekend of travel throughout Europe and subsequently back to the 'States, I thought I'd search for aviation related articles and see what came back.
This article was written nearly 5 years ago, but I thought I'd share it, because it's just as hilariously poigniant now as it was then...Enjoy.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27687
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