No not the Crown Prince but the glamour model; everyone's favourite minor celebrity is planning to buy a Hawker for a whopping £4.5 million and guess what...paint the thing pink.
She is also planning to learn how to pilot the thing too, but no jokes about not being able to see the controls due to her sizeable assets thank you
What would she call it? The Sun has mocked up an image of the jet labelled "bmibooby".
but would she make the Ryan Air Calendar?
Errrr. NO !
A Hawker 900? She could have at least put her money towards a pair of Zeppelins.
Oh, wait a minute.......
Titch
The Boob Tube ?
The Zepplins have apparently been deflated ! More Barrage balloon-esc these days I believe......