ZOUNDS and EGAD! Congrats Willy Whitehorn (now there is a name to play with). Biggles and his devoted Chums Algie, Bertie and Ginger, would be proud of you for resisting temptation, the lure of Grubby money and for upholding the British standards of never mixing "funny business" with the honourable calling of aviation which has remained free from the contaminating influence of bodily functions which are best left to Earthlings who are weaker than we Air-persons. Not for we such airborne gyrations as we remain always focused on our duties with nary a thought to Un-Britishness. Uncle Roger would also be proud of you Willy!
"Happiness is a sodding great Pratt & Whitney! ....and is there honey still for tea?"