A member of the aristocracy is in court for behaving disgustingly on an aircraft. All my passengers have been perfectly behaved and polite, with the odd exception but this is just shocking... even for me!

Drunken socialite 'stripped to her knickers and cavorted with fellow passenger' on flight

I agree with you Stefan the Pilot, as you know, you have the authority to put this Lady off of your Aircraft. Could you Please obtain a ticket for me the next time this Lady flies with you as I could restrain her...........by HOLDING her knickers ON!...............Also I have a little bag containing some Handcuffs, Chains, Leather suit [ skin tight] and a Whip to make her behave.......................if not please let me have her phone number. Happy Flying flyer1. Hope I haven't offended anyone just joking.                      

Remembering of course flyer1, I have the right to put you off the aircraft if you were found cavorting, nay, encouraging this lady into further debauchery.

I would expect you to put me off of the aircraft at 35,000 feet. I think that any person or persons who cause trouble on an aircraft be it on the ground, or in the air ,should be banned from flying. Maybe they could be put on a register with all the Airlines World wide, including ticket agents. Perhaps you  think that banning them for Life is to harsh, but I have spent my whole life in a disciplined environment, and you have to pay for your actions, what do you think?

Well, there are rules that need to be obeyed. Perhaps banned for life IS harsh. Perhaps she was having a very off day. But yes, naming and shaming is a good idea.