So which muppet managed to write an inadvertent howler in the opening line of this Germanwings story, only for some wise-guy to send it to a BBC comedy quiz?
(Listen to the clip here, if you must)
So which muppet managed to write an inadvertent howler in the opening line of this Germanwings story, only for some wise-guy to send it to a BBC comedy quiz?
(Listen to the clip here, if you must)
The USA is about to make a big decision. Voters will choose largely between the continuation of the economic policies of president Barack Obama or those of challenger former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney in a neck-and-neck race on 6 November.
US airlines, for their part, are expressing concerns. Executives at Delta Air Lines, Southwest Airlines and US Airways - three of the country's largest carriers - mentioned uncertainty and a dip in bookings around the elections in their respective third quarter earnings calls this month.
"We're seeing positive trends in November [bookings] despite difficult comparisons and slow demand during the election week," says Ed Bastian, president of Delta.
"Corporate and business travel still feels like they're waiting on some certainty on the election and resolution of the fiscal cliff," says Scott Kirby, president of US Airways. He adds that the carrier anticipates a positive demand environment in the days following the election.
Southwest chief executive and president Gary Kelly probably puts the concern best: "We all know the political uncertainty. We all know the fiscal issues that the country faces and the debt, and the elections are upon us. And I don't think any of us can predict exactly where the economy is going to go from here."
"I think all the economic signals, as we see them, are very mixed," he concludes.
One thing no executive mentions is the possibility, however remote, of an electoral college tie. The resulting economic uncertainties could be just enough turn what is beginning to look like a positive fourth quarter into a negative one.
Here's to an uncertain next 11 days.
...really ought to be the name of Jordan's new year-round unified time zone after the country's government, in a fantastic demonstration of impulsive decision-making, gave everyone two days' notice that it's cancelling winter, at least chronologically.
Jordanian standard time is two hours ahead of UTC but, instead of reverting back to this time zone on 26 October, the government has decreed that the country will remain on summer time, pushing its clocks 60min further east.
None of which is likely to endear the cabinet to travellers on Royal Jordanian Airlines whose passengers are being advised that, as a result of the government's plan to extend summer to include, er, winter, they'll need to mentally add an hour to the times on their tickets.
"[Royal Jordanian's] instructions are meant to save passengers' time and not disrupt [its] international flight schedule," insists the airline.
Since the government hasn't really explained its reasons, it's hard to say what it's trying to achieve, so make up your own minds whether this is about brighter evenings round the Dead Sea or refusing to share the same breakfast time as neighbouring Syria.
With United Airlines' first Boeing 787-8 (N20904) in Houston for a month of training and certifications, we can start thinking more about the carrier's strategy for the aircraft.
We know that it will use the 787 to launch new international routes where a Boeing 777-200 is too big and a 767 does not have the range, as well as on existing routes during off-peak seasons. The only new route that has been announced is Denver to Tokyo Narita from 31 March 2013 but more are expected.
The other planned international services for the aircraft fit the off-peak plan and include: Houston Intercontinental to Amsterdam (4 December to 29 March 2013), Los Angeles to Tokyo (from 3 January 2013), Houston to Lagos (from 7 January 2013), Houston to London Heathrow (4 February 2013 to 29 March 2013), and Los Angeles to Shanghai (from 30 March 2013). It will also fly daily between Houston and Denver, as United's 787 crews are based at Intercontinental for the time being.
Planned United 787 international services (Great Circle Mapper)
United could really go anywhere next with its 787s. With its first five tied up through at least April 2013, I would expect some new low season routes, perhaps Newark to New Delhi, and maybe the launch of something like San Francisco to Auckland - a city that the airline clearly wants to serve - in the third quarter.
"We have been awaiting this day for a while and it's worth every bit of the wait," said Dave Hilfman, senior vice-president of sales at the carrier, during the rollout of its first 787 in August. "It's going to be extraordinarily successful for United."
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