Ryanair's press people are used to having to spin everything (as Flight's staff inboxes can testify) but their heads must have been sore from scratching over Michael O'Leary's remarks about "Beds and Blowjobs" remarks last week while trying to sell their transatlantic opportunities, until the joys of YouTube saved them.
In typical understated manner, "Video clip Climaxes to No. 1 position", Ryanair announced the following:
"Ryanair's Linguistic Department will offer one free return flight to a destination of your choice, for travel from October to December (including taxes and charges) to the first Ryanair passenger translating 'Blowjobs' into German language".
Don't check the translation websites at work though. I am not sure trying to justify that to the boss would work, even if you offered them the free ticket.