The London Times has a great collection of tales from cabin crew.
"A lady boarded with the biggest hair and became quite on edge when she saw she had a window seat. She told me: 'I can't sit there, I've just had my hair done and have an important meeting when we get there. If anyone opens the window, it'll be ruined.'"You can read the rest here. If you have stories of your own, please share in the comments section.