How to write an aviation scare article

Have you, dear reader, ever wanted to write about aviation?

Have you wanted to write over-the-top and sentationalist articles but don't like writing and/or are lazy?

Have I got the solution for you: http://www.radans.net/jens/planestory.html

(Please note we discourage this type of reporting. Anyone found writing such articles will be punished with having to pay to use the loo for the rest of his/her flying life.)