Page one of the Engineering to English dictionary

A good friend – who also happens to be an aerospace engineer – passed these along to me this afternoon. I thought there might be a few of you out there who will get a laugh out of these. Happy Friday!

2010 Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions
(What we say versus what it means) 
1. A number of different approaches are being tried.
We are still guessing at this point.
2. Close project coordination.
We sat down and had coffee together.
3. An extensive report is being prepared on a fresh approach.
We just hired three punk kids out of school.
4. Major technological breakthrough!
It works OK; but looks very hi-tech!
5. Customer satisfaction is believed assured.
We are so far behind schedule, that the customer will take anything.
6. Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.
7. Test results were extremely gratifying!
Unbelievable, it actually worked!
8. The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
The only guy who understood the thing quit.
9. It is in process.
It is so wrapped in red tape that the situation is completely hopeless.
10. We will look into it.
Forget it! We have enough problems already.
11. Please note and initial.
Let’s spread the responsibility for this.
12. Give us the benefit of your thinking.
We’ll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn’t interfere withwhat we have already done or with what we are going to do.
13. Give us your interpretation.
We can’t wait to hear your bull.
14. See me or let’s discuss.
Come to my office, I’ve screwed up again.
15. All new.
Parts are not interchangeable with previous esign.
16. Rugged.
Don’t plan to lift it without major equipment.
17. Robust!
Rugged, but more so
18. Light weight.
Slightly lighter than rugged
19. Years of development.
One finally worked
20. Energy saving.
Achieved when the power switch is off.
21. No maintenance.
Impossible to fix
22. Low maintenance.
Nearly impossible to fix
23. Fax me the data.
I’m too lazy to write it down.
24. We are following the standard!
That’s the way we have always done it!
25. I didn’t get your e-mail.
I haven’t checked my e-mail for days.

9 Responses to Page one of the Engineering to English dictionary

  1. Paulo M (Johannesburg, RSA) January 22, 2010 at 4:26 pm #

    Brilliant! Love it!

  2. johnny stick January 22, 2010 at 5:55 pm #

    We are going through a re-org:
    The project is so screwed up we are trying to hide blame.

  3. Yaz January 22, 2010 at 6:46 pm #

    A typographical error escaped your expert proofreader’s arduous proofing process.
    = You didn’t use your spellchecker.
    Check No. 15.

  4. Naren January 24, 2010 at 2:17 pm #

    awe-inspiring :-)

  5. Magnus January 26, 2010 at 4:46 am #

    Justified by Engineering Judgement

    = I made a guess since it’s too complicated to analyze

  6. chico January 26, 2010 at 10:07 am #

    Beautiful just beautiful. Put a smile on my face and made my day. Had to tell many friends about it. Thank you.

  7. Victoria Moores February 5, 2010 at 10:29 pm #

    Nice one, Jon!

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