One way of being sure of getting a hostile intercept by a fully armed RAF Typhoon is to get your navigation wrong and penetrate the prohibited airspace over much of London and its surroundings during the 2012 Olympic Games.
In fact, at the time of the Olympics, if you diverge from your flight plan anywhere in South East England, the RAF will take about the same level of interest in you as they would have done in 1940.
If you are intercepted, you'd better comply - and quickly too.
Especially near the Olympics. Security measures against any form of attack from the ground or air, are already fine-tuned. Olympic venues have, historically, been popular places for staging acts of terrorism or protest.
Advice for pilots on how to act upon interception specifically in the 2012 Olympic areas is here. It's based on the standard international intercept protocol, but there are variations you had better know.
Here's a page from the instructions:
Basically the Typhoon will appear on your left and rock its wings. If you don't notice, it'll break right across your bow in dramatic fashion, rocking its wings. If really set on indicating serious intent, the pilot will also ignite flares. That would help at night.
The drill in either case is to rock your wings in acknowledgement, and follow the Typhoon. It's unlikely to be on its own, so don't try and break away - you're being tailed.
The official instruction describing your response is: "Rock your wings, follow the Typhoon, turn away from London".
If you're in a slow machine like a light aircraft or helicopter, your interceptor may be an RAF helicopter with a crewman standing at the open side door with a big notice reading FOLLOW ME. Do it.
It doesn't say what happens if you fail to follow the procedure. I'll leave that to your imagination.
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