The CBP, part of the Homeland Security department, destroyed the 20 pounds of meat but sent the poor
late monkeys to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for further study, said the Dulles port director, Christopher Hess. Hess said, “We respect that certain cultures may consider exotic meat such as primate as a delicacy.” How diplomatic, sir. And a tip of the cap to the unnamed “CPB Canine” (see above) who detected the strange stuff in the now-hungry fellow’s bags. At left, CPB’s photographic evidence of the simian cargoes.