I should probably take off my stilettos and put them on the shelf. I'm done. Ruined. Destroyed.
Emirates gave me the ride of my life aboard its A380 from Dubai to Toronto and now I'll never be able to fly again without wistfully thinking about that experience (how on earth will I cope on US legacy domestic flights?)
I have to believe that everything will pale in comparison.
But while the Emirates A380 offers nearly every imaginable amenity, its crown jewel is its ultra-professional, ultra-stylish and ultra-fun staff (and ultra-cute! See pic to the right.)
I feel like Eliza Doolittle telling Professor Higgins: "Where am I to go? What am I to do? And what's to become of me?"
Emirates vice-president for passenger communications Patrick Brannelly, who gave me a private tour of the A380 before it left for Toronto, also dropped some news on my lap about the carrier's fresh study into Ku-band-based airborne Internet. See what he said and showed me in the following video.
You'll understand why I'm forever spoiled by the Emirates A380.