Who is the George Costanza of the US defense industry?
Many suggestions -- some quite elaborate -- have poured in to answer the question I posed on this blog last week, but Kevin is the first to name the correct one.
He simply writes: "I vote for Bell Helicopter."
Yes, that is correct.
Now, can anybody explain why Bell most exemplifies the George Costanza lifestory (see below)?
Quote from the "Opposite George" episode:
George Costanza: "It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong."
Many suggestions -- some quite elaborate -- have poured in to answer the question I posed on this blog last week, but Kevin is the first to name the correct one.
He simply writes: "I vote for Bell Helicopter."
Yes, that is correct.
Now, can anybody explain why Bell most exemplifies the George Costanza lifestory (see below)?
Quote from the "Opposite George" episode:
George Costanza: "It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong."

on May 21, 2008 6:08 PM | Reply
Everything they touch immediately falls two years behind schedule and %100 over budget. Osprey, ARH, AH-1Z, UH-1Y, etc, etc..... The last thing they delivered on time was an airplane. Ouch.
on May 21, 2008 6:12 PM | Reply
I presume the airplane you're speaking of is the legendary X-1?
I do give them credit for the original UH-1, which first flew in the late-1950s, and the JetRanger, which is really just a commercial version of the Huey. That was an impressive leap in helicopter design for its time. But that was also a half-century ago.
on May 21, 2008 6:15 PM | Reply
I would have mentioned all of their civilian product line miscues but that's enough to fill a book. Double ouch.
on May 22, 2008 3:38 PM | Reply
I would also give them credit for the AH-1 Cobra, which was developed on the cheap because it was needed, and was good enough to kill the AH-56 Cheyenne.
It flew less than a year after design started...not too shabby.
The Bell 47, while a success, hit the scene in the 1940s, of course.
Wiki-ing them, I noticed that they went with a 2 blade rotor in the competition that they had with Hughes Helicopter over what became the AH-64....What the hell were they thinking?
on May 23, 2008 2:28 AM | Reply
Not to pile on, but their aircraft weren't exactly spectacular. XFM-1 Airacuda - twin engined escort fighter, non starter. P-39 Airacobra and it's "related" (in the same sense that the Super Hornet is "related" to the Hornet) development, the P-63 Kingcobra, meh. Sub par high altitude performance, the Russians used them as low level ground attack aircraft, and we used them in the South Pacific until we could get something better, but that's about it. the P-59 Airacomet, the first American jet fighter, was a complete flop. As for the X-1, legendary, yes. But supersonic design quickly went in another direction from its bullet shaped fuselage.
I was actually going to contest this on the grounds of the Bell 47, Huey, Jetranger, and early Cobra models, but then I realized that all those were a half century ago. Also, you can add losing the AAH contract to Hughes' Apache to the list of helo related failures.
on June 5, 2008 4:57 AM | Reply
THE WRONG GEORGE?
Sorry Stephen, I never found the time or desire to watch "Seinfeld". I am an avid fan however of old Jimmy Stewart movies. I especially like Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". You must have seen this classic movie about a man named "George Bailey". The Jimmy Stewart character George Bailey is a small business man that struggles against larger and more powerful companies in a valiant if sometimes unsuccessful effort to improve humanity. Only after decades of personal sacrifices, often placing his business at the brink of financial ruin does George and his entire community fully recognize the wonderful and spectacular accomplishments his business achieved.
Yes, for the past 25 years Eurocopter and Sikorsky have profited well by improving their products at a snails pace (still using metal airframes?, mechanical flight controls?) while Bell invested heavily in both military and commercial Tiltrotor technology.
For George Bailey in "It's a Wonderful Life" Christmas Eve marked the turning point of all his life’s sacrifices. For Bell, with the successful Iraq deployment of the V-22 Osprey and the upcoming FAA certification of the BA609 commercial Tiltrotor, Christmas bells may soon be ringing.
Have fun,
CTR
First fly-by-wire commercial rotorcraft: Bell Agusta BA609
First commercial rotorcraft with composite fuselage: Bell Agusta BA609
First pressurized fuselage rotorcraft: Bell Agusta BA609
First rotorcraft with fully triplex flight control system meeting FAA reliability requirements for commercial fixed wing aircraft: Bell Agusta BA609
World’s fastest commercial rotorcraft (over 280 kts): Bell Agusta BA609
on July 9, 2008 3:09 PM | Reply
Uh oh. (see link)
http://www.star-telegram.com/100/story/742112.html
Should have stuck with the AB139. AgustaWestland cannot build them fast enough.
on July 10, 2008 2:36 PM | Reply
Yikes! Not again.
http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSN0937896220080709?rpc=401&
Time to dust off the Comanche?