Talking of which, undercover investigations have revealed that recent reports of an unfortunate American woman becoming stuck to the toilet seat of a Boeing 767-300 for almost the entire duration of a transatlantic flight are apparently untrue. The report said the passenger had sealed herself on the lavatory by pressing the flush button of the vacuum device while still seated. The airline reportedly involved denies all and tells Budgie News: "The story is base, vulgar and a tissue of vacuous lies. But we're still trying to get to the bottom of it."

Source: Flight International