Monty Orangeball: "To be honest, there doesn't seem to be much business for your fab seaplane?"
Bombardment: "We disagree completely. We've just had a contract for one from Pennsylvania for use in search and rescue missions."
Orangeball: "But Pennsylvania isn't by the sea."
Bombardment: "Well, they lose tourists all the time in the Pocono Mountains and they do have a bit of beach by Lake Erie."
Orangeball: "That sounds a bit eerie, actually."
Source: Flight International