This unfortunately means that ray guns, x-ray vision and the odd pint are apparently right out. Can you imagine if the UK Ministry of Big Bangs issued a similar requirement? "Wanted: Beryl the Peril, Desperate Dan, Dennis the Menace, Plug, the rest of the Bash Street Kids and Lord Snooty. For promotional tour of RAF bases. Physical contact, particularly blows on head, expected. Excessive drinking, fish and chip eating and custard pie throwing a must (gluttonous public consumption of Cow Pie required for Dan). The tour follows last year's successful tour of Royal Navy bases by Captain Pugwash and Basil Brush.....
Source: Flight International