One of the Budgie News senior industry scribblers, Stewart Sidewinder, was slumbering at his keyboard the other day when the phone rang...

Sidewinder: Ahhhh...hello. Budgie News.

Pentagon Pamela: Hi, this is Pam from Air Farce public affairs; how big is your pipe?

Sidewinder: Excuse me?

Pam: How big is your pipe? I need to know before I send the stuff you asked for.

Sidewinder: Errrrm - is there some sort of minimum size requirement?

Pam: Of course, silly! I can't send it if your pipe's too small.

Sidewinder: Well, errrrm, about average I suppose.

Pam: So you can handle several megabytes of images at a time?

Sidewinder: What? Oh, yes! Of course! Several megabytes! Yes!

Pam: (hesitantly). Er good. I'll send them now. Have a nice day now.

Source: Flight International