Q: Who is the saddest person at Glasgow airport?
A: Hamish McHatfield. Within days his beloved football team, Celtic, lost the UEFA Cup Final and his airport lost his beloved aaaaaahhhh de Havilland (Hawker Siddeley) Trident 1C. "Papa Papa" has been a fixture at Glasgow since being retired to the local fire service 20 years ago. A few days ago someone noticed its tail feathers were all askew; now it has simply vanished into obscurity.
Source: Flight International