(at a major aerospace industry forecast conference by the hotel lift)

Budgie News: "Are you gentlemen skipping the next presentation?" Gents: "Yes." Budgie: "Why is that? Just not your area?" Gents: "Well not really. It covers the 2010 to 2030 period, and seeing as we'll both probably be senile or dead by then we thought we'd be better off going out for a round of golf instead."

Source: Flight International