(From Forbes magazine on-line chatroom interview between Continental chief executive Gordon Bethune and readers).

Angel: "One last question? I have a deep desire to have a successful career in the airline industry. Is there any mail address or e-mail where you can provide advice on what steps I should take based on my CV? Thanks."

Bethune: "?????? I'd see a doctor, myself."

Louis: "Would you consider becoming chief executive of Air Canada or is this just a rumour?"

Bethune: "Right after I recover from my prefrontal lobotomy, I will apply for that job."

Source: Flight International