Actually a brace of bad landings to be more accurate. News of two belly landings in one day has reached your Uncle from Brazil where a pair of TAM Fokker 100s suffered undercarriage problems and slithered through the mud within hours of each other. Luckily there were no fatalities and only four passengers were injured. Unfortunately one cow was apparently not so lucky.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen. We have good news. The aircraft has landedand we won't even need the jetbridge. The bad news is there will be a shorttechnical delay. In the meantime we will be having a barbeque and offering complimentary beefburgers."

Source: Flight International