Ever get the feeling that cabin crew have just about had it? Here is a recent passenger safety briefing as witnessed by your very own Uncle Roger: Cynthia Strap-in: "….and the strap should be low and tight across your neck. Oh sorry. Just seeing if you were all listening. In the unlikely event of a water landing, each of you should recall that your bottom is a flotation device. I mean, the bottom of your seat that is."
Source: Flight International