Budgie News: "Hello, is that Contraption by Megaplanes?"

Contraption: "Yes. We're talking to you from on board our demonstrator aircraft. It's got all the latest in broadband, direct broadcast, high connectivity technology. You can speak to anyone in the world from here whenever you like."

Budgie News: "Hello?"

Contraption: "Hello?"

Budgie News: "You're very faint. Can you speak up?"

Contraption: "Hang on. I'm using my cellphone. I'll see if the signal is any better by the tail!"

Source: Flight International