Sir Neville Triplicate at the Ministry of Planes has been up to his old tricks again. Nephew John Bushby has spotted in the recent First Index newsletter that Megafans has been awarded a "multi-year engine overhaul support contract worth up to $130 million from the Ministry of Defence for their fleet of 500 TriStar aircraft operated by the Royal Air Force".

Budgie News: " that the Ministry? Spotted the cock-up in the newsletter? There only were 250 TriStars built to start with."

Top Neddy: "There's no mistake. We're sick to death about all this future strategic airlifter tanker transport nonsense, so we've asked those nice people in Palmdale to re-open the line. Good news for HM Imperial Flying Corps and Megafans alike what-what!!"

Source: Flight International